The boys' book: how to be the best at everything

How to do an ollie

How to fly a helicopter

How to perform a card trick

How to survive in space

How to lose your head

How to make a one-sided circle

How to fight off a crocodile

How to swim freestyle

How to play a blade of grass

How to be a VIP

How to tie three essential knots

How to avoid being eaten by a bear

How to play the toilet paper roll

How to spook your family

How to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

How to fool your friends with toothpicks

How to eat in a fancy restaurant

How to serve like a Wimbledon champion

How to get rid of hiccups

How to mummify an ancient Egyptian

How to rip a phone book in half

How to race stick boats

How to see through your hand

How to write a quick poem

How to get out of quicksand

How to make a simple raft

How to teach a parakeet to talk

How to hoot with your hands

How to speak in code

How to make a balloon dog

How to build a campfire

How to tie a tie

How to annoy your brothers and sisters

How to take a penalty kick

how to hypnotize a chicken

How to treat stings

How to climb a palm tree

How to be first off the starting block

How to play a trick on the whole class

How to write a secret message

How to read a compass

How to fall without hurting yourself

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How to pop a wheelie

How to take the best photos

How to tie a knot without letting go of the ends

How to survive a volcanic eruption

How to juggle

How to read someone's mind

How to save the world

How to make a squealer

How to repair a flat tire

How to make a water bomb

How to tell if a person is lying

How to do a cartwheel

How to write a letter

How to bunny hop

How to shake off a tail

How to lasso like a cowboy

How to make a volcano

How to find orion

How to bend it like beckham

How to make a water clock

How to freeze a finger

How to stump a know-it-all

How to be a math master

How to warm up your feet

How to climb a rope

How to make a boomerang

How to dowse for water

How to take a jump shot

How to make fire

How to speed-read

How to survive an earthquake

How to locate a thunderstorm

How to make a paper airplane

How to row a boat

How to tell which way is north

How to get an egg into a bottle

How to tie a knot with one hand

How to ride a unicycle

How to draw a cartoon

How to write a limerick

How to milk a cow

How to dribble a basketball

How to keep people in suspense

How to keep a secret journal

How to prove you're not bigheaded

How to send a message by semaphore

How to find fossils and treasure

How to test your telepathic powers

How to be the best all around the world.